The Non-Believer
The Non-Believer
The Non-Believer

The Non-Believer

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Feel the weight of the Prophets as we de-warp and stabilize not only your beliefs, but your records too! The Earth IS flat, and so is your record, with the False Prophets Record Weight.

 

THREE OPTIONS:

The Preacher - The closest to God with all the fixins

Multicolored

Weighted

Felt padded base

4" diameter (conceals the inner label to a 12" record)

 

The Prayer - On their way to ascension, but not quite there yet

Single color

Weighted

Felt padded base

4" diameter (conceals the inner label to a 12" record)

 

The Non-Believer - Cult status minus the status

Single color

4" diameter (conceals the inner label to a 12" record)

 

New record weight designs added every few days, and no two are the same!